simpsons: two-dimensional characters are funnier than three-dimensional ones

Thursday, January 12, 2012

30 sec list!

"A girl decides if she wants to date a guy or not within 30 seconds of meeting him."
This is something that I read while I was flipping through some random websites in office today and it made me think. Really? 30 secs?? Whatever happened to that whole pile of questions and insecurities our gender was famous for?
And that's when a thought cloud appeared and in it swam my eye candies. Put in a listed format it kinda looked like this:

1) Aragorn II

Look at that guy. Lean, dark, piercing eyes,stern look like that of a man on purpose and the pinnacle of commitment. He has everything. Even a sword! 10 secs- check

2) Chandler Bing

Funny. Sarcastic. Crappy job. Classic exasperated expressions. Perfect take home guy(until ofcourse he mentions his profession in front of ur parents)
Always a delight. Check.

3)Kaka

Dimples. Epitome of commitment. Very much in love with high school sweetheart(aww..)
Football-shutball.No controversies. He's the man Rudyard Kipling was talking about in his poem 'If'.
Check check check check

4) Rick Malambri

Pure. sexual. attraction.
CHECK!!!

5) Rahul Dravid

I wanted to marry him when I was 8 and no it wasn't puppy love.
He liked books.
I loved how he'd be dripping with sweat while batting.
He liked travelling.
I love his commitment,meticulous nature...
And did u hear his speech at Sir Don Bradman oration!
Deal sealed. Check.

There each one within 30 seconds.
Well on the same lines of conversation I can already see a thought bubble with a list of girls I'd surely 'check' in lesser than 30 seconds. But oh well, we'll leave that for another blogpost

Mind trails some more..Boyfriend..aww..Check(in a second)! ;)

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